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SPORTING SHOOTER - JUNE 2005

So you thought that NuLab was going to be ‘Shooter Friendly’? Did not all those junior ministers from DEFRA (the true ‘bottom feeders’ in the political pond and you can read that any way you want) tell you so? And you believed them? Then more fool you. Now you find that you can no longer cull pigeons, magpies, or crows unless you can demonstrate that you have tried all other ‘non lethal methods of control’ and found them wanting. This order was slipped in without consultation or discussion and is thought to be the ‘baby’ of the egregious Ben Bradshaw. You will remember him. He is the one who, in the run-up to the Hunting Bill professed undying love and support for Shooting. Now at a stroke of a DEFRA pen he was turned the sport of the many dedicated pigeon shooting readers of Sporting Shooter into an illegal act. Of course (to the best of my knowledge and belief) DEFRA has made no suggestions as to what the ‘non lethal methods’ of controlling these pests might be. This is because the short answer is that there ain’t none. This order will just make it much more difficult for responsible shooting people to operate proper species control. It is a totally impractical piece of legal ‘gilding’ bred by ignorance out of malice and is part of the ongoing war which is being pursued by this government against the rural minority. It will undoubtedly lay many shooting people open to the threat of malicious prosecution. As the Countryside Alliance has said – ‘there is no other practical solution to a national pest problem other than culling’. But the fact is, now, that the onus will be on you (the Shooter) to prove, in court, that you were forced to resort to culling. In other words you are all presumed guilty until proven innocent. The only answer to all these problems, that I can see, is to cull this ghastly government (by appropriate non-lethal means, of course). You all have votes and you must all use them in the most effective and practicable way at the coming election. There are thought to be some 50 NuLab seats, where a determined effort by country people could tip the incumbent out on his/her backside. A caution here – make sure that whoever you vote for is sound on country sports, whichever party they belong to. As my Sergeant used to say – ‘assumption is the mother of fuck-up’. You can no longer assume, with any degree of safety that Conservatives are on the side of righteousness and you certainly cannot make any such assumption with the Lib-Dems. You must check out the candidates – preferably by approaching them on a one to one basis and reasoning with them in a Christian spirit – all right, you can put him down now – gently! Oh dear! Oh dear! – Just look how you have crumpled up the lapels of his nice suit. We must be firm, but polite, in our display of ‘People Power’


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