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DAILY TELEGRAPH - 11.1.03

I suppose that as you read this Alun Michael's Bill to ban hunting will be feeling its way through the corridors of power. It is not actually called Alun's Anti-Hunting Bill (I don't even know what it is called) but you all know the one I mean. Mr Michael assures us that it will be 'Robust legislation that will stand the test of time' (Ho! Ho!) and that it will be based on 'the principles of cruelty and utility'. Well now, Michael Bach, right there is a nasty shoal that might rip the bottom out of even a 'robust' bill. If we assume that a 'principle' is a 'general truth..from which to argue' then the cruelty of hunting cannot be a matter of principle - especially if you accept the definition of cruelty as 'taking pleasure in suffering' (all definitions from my well thumbed Chambers Dictionary). I know of no hunting person who takes pleasure in suffering. Indeed one of the satisfactions (and principles) of hunting is that it applies a natural quietus to animals that may well be suffering. There is a lot of suffering in the natural world - animals get sick and there is no NHS for them; animals get old and starve, animals get wounded and die of gangrene - these are the animals most likely to get a quick end from the bite of a foxhound (the power of a foxhound's jaws is an awesome thing) - the fleet and the strong escape - that is nature's way. Michael Bach (he is little) might have done better if he had stuck to Professor Burn's famous phrase -"compromising the welfare of" but even the Good Professor admitted that no research in this had been carried out. The fox, the hare and the deer are, by nature, flight animals. As long as their flight is not compromised then neither is their welfare. Next time you see an orphan fox cub being cuddled by Rolf Harris on the telly, look at its eyes and see the naked terror there. I should feel the same if my right of flight was compromised by a bearded Antipodean. I don't fish, but it does not require a deep intelligence to figure out that fishing compromises the welfare of the fish in a big way. The fish on the hook wants only one thing - to escape, but the angler, by 'playing' the fish continuously frustrates the flight instinct. The fish may get quietus from the 'priest' in the end or it may spend hours imprisoned in a 'keep net'. No one turns a hair at the sight of a mountain of live fish being released from trawler's net and yet all those fish will either be crushed or suffocated to death. Ah well, they are only fish and how often you hear the received wisdom that 'fish don't feel'. Even the RSPCA states that it has no intention of attacking fishing and yet somewhere in my files, I have a scientific report commissioned by that same worthy body. This states that fish have a highly developed nervous system, which renders them liable to a high state of suffering. One way or another, fish have their welfare well and truly compromised and yet the Government and the RSPCA have no intent on attacking fishing either as a sport or a business. They might claim 'utility', I suppose, but my feeling is that it is more a packet of hot chips. There are supposed to be something like 4 million fishermen in the country. The Government claims not to threaten Shooting, although many Labour MPs will admit that it is 'next on the list'. Before the shooters and fishers sit back with a sigh of relief, let me point out that once a political case has been gerrymandered against hunting, then their flank is wide open. Once the political base was established, it might not even require another bill. A ministerial order would very likely do for them both.

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